My theological argument with the internet robot called Cleverbot
User (that’s me, folks): Hello there.
User: Come on, Cleverass, is that all you have to say?
Cleverbot: Well, ask me a question.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: Prove it.
User: Say something a real person would say.
User: Huh?… Fuck off, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Off to where???
User: Off to Hell.
Cleverbot: Is Jesus there?
User: Cleverbot… Clev- Hey… You ARE a real person!…
Cleverbot: That’s correct, man. Now.you.fuck.off.